{"id":531,"date":"2010-06-25T09:53:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irresdeutsch.com\/?p=531"},"modified":"2010-07-08T02:38:22","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T07:38:22","slug":"%d1%83%d1%82%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b4%d0%b8%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%b8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irresdeutsch.com\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"\u0423\u0442\u0440\u0435\u043d\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0434\u0438\u0430\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0438"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 128);\"><em>&#8211; K&ouml;nnten Sie es in zwei Stunden fertig machen?<br \/>&#8211; Zwei Stunden?? Boss, ich kriege jetzt einen Herzinfarkt.<br \/>&#8211; Herzinfarkt?&nbsp;Sie m&uuml;ssen dann stark husten!<br \/>&#8211; Husten?? <br \/>&#8211; Ja, husten!&nbsp;Ich habe mal gelesen, dass man beim Husten mehr Luft bekommt. 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